Hannah Berner: Al Dente Dicks & Faking Dirty Talk [VIDEO]
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Hannah Burner, a frequent guest on Call Her Daddy, returns to the podcast to share her experiences and insights. Alex Cooper and Hannah reminisce about their time together on tour, where the loud crowd made it difficult to hear each other. Hannah reveals her experience with a hockey player who convinced her he was single, only to find out he was engaged two months later. They also discuss the challenges of dating athletes, particularly retired ones, and Hannah's personal experiences with dating men who were not her type. Hannah shares her unique perspective on sex, emphasizing the importance of honesty and communication, and how she has learned to embrace her own body and sexuality. The conversation also touches on the importance of having a supportive mom, with Hannah sharing how her mom has been a constant source of guidance and support throughout her dating life. Hannah discusses her journey to becoming a successful stand-up comedian, highlighting the challenges she faced after appearing on reality TV and how she found solace and support in the comedy community. She shares her experience of being misunderstood and how she used her platform to connect with other women who felt similarly. Hannah also discusses her decision to delay her Netflix special to ensure that her material was as strong as possible, showcasing her dedication to her craft and her desire to put out something she is proud of.
Outlines
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Hannah Burner Returns to Call Her Daddy
This Chapter begins with Alex Cooper welcoming Hannah Burner back to Call Her Daddy. They discuss Hannah's frequent appearances on the podcast and how it feels like a family reunion whenever she comes on. Hannah mentions that she texted Alex to let her know she would be wearing shorts out of respect, which Alex appreciates because it does shift the energy.
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Hannah's Tour Experience with Alex Cooper
This Chapter dives into Hannah's experience on tour with Alex Cooper. Hannah recounts her opening performance in Boston, where she did the worm and risked her body for Alex. The loud crowd made it impossible to hear each other, leading to a hilarious moment where Alex read Hannah's lips and heard her say "bondage." They discuss the challenges of performing on stage in front of a large crowd and how they supported each other through the experience.
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Hannah's Best College Moments
This Chapter focuses on Hannah's college experiences, particularly her most memorable moments. Hannah shares her story of sleeping with the Bucky Badger mascot, which went viral. She also talks about her experience with a football player who wanted her to go to Bible study, which was not her type. Hannah discusses the importance of being true to yourself and not conforming to societal expectations.
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Hannah's Drinking Habits and Reality TV
This Chapter explores Hannah's drinking habits and her experiences on reality TV. Hannah reveals that she has never been a good drinker and how she would often get tired and sleepy after a few drinks. She also shares her experience with blacking out on reality TV and how she got in trouble for jumping in the pool with her mic on. Hannah discusses the challenges of being on reality TV and how she learned to navigate the pressures of the industry.
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Hannah's Perspective on Sex
This Chapter delves into Hannah's perspective on sex and her experiences with different sexual encounters. Hannah discusses the concept of "Whiskey dick" and how it can be a sobering experience. She also shares her experience with trying anal sex in the shower and how it was painful. Hannah emphasizes the importance of communication and honesty in relationships and how she has learned to embrace her own sexuality.
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Hannah's Thoughts on Retired Athletes
This Chapter explores Hannah's thoughts on retired athletes and how they can be more toxic than athletes still in the league. Hannah shares her personal experience with a retired athlete who was a psychopath and how she found him to be scary. She also recounts a one-night stand with a hockey player who convinced her he was single, only to find out he was engaged two months later.
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Hannah's Perspective on Female Communication
This Chapter focuses on Hannah's perspective on female communication, particularly in the context of sex. Hannah discusses the TikTok trend where girls say "I want you to come" as a way of signaling that they want the encounter to end. She also shares her own experiences with faking orgasms and how she has learned to be more honest with her partners.
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Hannah's Relationships and Healing
This Chapter explores Hannah's relationships and her journey towards healing. Hannah discusses her therapist's advice on not talking to exes and how she has learned to set boundaries. She shares her experience with a man who blocked her on social media and how she has learned to move on from that relationship. Hannah emphasizes the importance of self-love and how she has learned to prioritize her own happiness.
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Hannah's Perspective on Motherly Support
This Chapter delves into Hannah's perspective on the importance of having a supportive mother. Hannah discusses how she relies on her mom for guidance and support, but also blames her for everything. She shares her experience with a narcissistic mother and how she has learned to navigate those challenges. Hannah emphasizes the importance of asking questions and seeking advice from older women, who have a wealth of experience and wisdom to share.
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Hannah's Journey to Stand-Up Comedy
This Chapter explores Hannah's journey to becoming a successful stand-up comedian. Hannah discusses the challenges she faced after appearing on reality TV and how she found solace and support in the comedy community. She shares her experience of being misunderstood and how she used her platform to connect with other women who felt similarly. Hannah also discusses her decision to delay her Netflix special to ensure that her material was as strong as possible, showcasing her dedication to her craft and her desire to put out something she is proud of.
Keywords
Call Her Daddy
Call Her Daddy is a popular podcast hosted by Alex Cooper, known for its candid and often controversial discussions about relationships, sex, and pop culture. The podcast has gained a large following, particularly among young women, for its relatable and humorous approach to these topics.
Hannah Burner
Hannah Burner is a comedian, actress, and writer known for her appearances on various podcasts, including Call Her Daddy. She is known for her comedic timing, her relatable stories, and her willingness to discuss taboo topics. Hannah has also gained a following for her unique perspective on relationships and her outspoken nature.
Bucky Badger
Bucky Badger is the mascot of the University of Wisconsin-Madison, a large public research university in Madison, Wisconsin. The mascot is a cartoon badger, known for its distinctive red and white colors and its enthusiastic cheering at sporting events. Bucky Badger is a beloved figure in the university community and is often seen as a symbol of school spirit.
Retired Athletes
Retired athletes are former professional athletes who have ended their careers in their respective sports. They often face challenges transitioning to life after their careers, including finding new purpose and dealing with the loss of their identity as athletes. Some retired athletes struggle with mental health issues, such as depression and anxiety, due to the sudden change in their lives.
Stand-Up Comedy
Stand-up comedy is a form of comedic performance in which a comedian performs in front of a live audience, typically telling jokes and stories. Stand-up comedy is a popular form of entertainment and is often seen as a way for comedians to express their views on society, culture, and personal experiences. Stand-up comedy can be a challenging career path, as it requires a strong sense of humor, the ability to connect with an audience, and the courage to perform in front of a live crowd.
Netflix Special
A Netflix special is a stand-up comedy performance that is filmed and distributed exclusively on the streaming service Netflix. Netflix specials are often seen as a major milestone in a comedian's career, as they provide a platform for them to reach a wider audience and showcase their talent. Netflix specials are typically filmed in front of a live audience and feature a set of jokes and stories that are tailored to the comedian's unique style and perspective.
Giggly Squad
Giggly Squad is a group of women who are passionate about stand-up comedy. The group was founded by Hannah Burner and is known for its supportive and inclusive environment. Giggly Squad hosts comedy shows and events, and its members are active in the stand-up comedy community. The group is a testament to the power of women supporting each other in the arts and is a source of inspiration for other women who are interested in pursuing stand-up comedy.
Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler is a comedian, talk show host, and author known for her outspoken and often controversial humor. Handler has hosted several successful talk shows, including Chelsea Lately and Chelsea, and has written several best-selling books. She is known for her sharp wit, her willingness to tackle taboo topics, and her ability to connect with a wide range of audiences. Handler is a role model for many aspiring comedians and is considered one of the most influential figures in the comedy world.
Barbara Walters
Barbara Walters was an American television journalist and talk show host known for her groundbreaking career in broadcasting. Walters was a pioneer for women in television, breaking barriers and paving the way for other women to succeed in the industry. She was known for her insightful interviews with world leaders, celebrities, and newsmakers, and her ability to ask tough questions and get her subjects to open up. Walters was a respected figure in journalism and was awarded numerous awards for her work, including the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Reality TV
Reality TV is a genre of television programming that features real people in unscripted situations. Reality TV shows often focus on themes such as dating, competition, and social dynamics. The genre has become increasingly popular in recent years, with shows such as The Bachelor, Survivor, and Keeping Up with the Kardashians attracting large audiences. Reality TV has been criticized for its focus on sensationalism and its potential to exploit its participants, but it remains a popular form of entertainment.
Q&A
What are some of Hannah Burner's most memorable college moments?
Hannah shares her story of sleeping with the Bucky Badger mascot, which went viral. She also talks about her experience with a football player who wanted her to go to Bible study, which was not her type. Hannah discusses the importance of being true to yourself and not conforming to societal expectations.
What is Hannah's perspective on dating athletes, particularly retired ones?
Hannah believes that retired athletes can be more toxic than athletes still in the league. She shares her personal experience with a retired athlete who was a psychopath and how she found him to be scary. She also recounts a one-night stand with a hockey player who convinced her he was single, only to find out he was engaged two months later.
What is Hannah's unique perspective on sex?
Hannah emphasizes the importance of honesty and communication in relationships and how she has learned to embrace her own sexuality. She discusses the concept of "Whiskey dick" and how it can be a sobering experience. She also shares her experience with trying anal sex in the shower and how it was painful.
How has Hannah's mom influenced her dating life?
Hannah's mom has been a constant source of guidance and support throughout her dating life. Hannah shares how her mom has helped her navigate difficult relationships and how she trusts her mom's judgment. Hannah also reveals that she often waits for her mom to go on vacation before breaking up with a boyfriend, because she wants to enjoy her mom's vacation.
What is Hannah's advice for dealing with exes?
Hannah's therapist told her that she should not talk to any of her exes, except for British Dave. She also believes that it is important to set boundaries with exes and to block them if they have bad boundaries. Hannah shares her experience with a man who blocked her on social media and how she has learned to move on from that relationship.
What is Hannah's perspective on healing from past relationships?
Hannah believes that healing from past relationships is a process and that it is important to forgive yourself and move on. She shares how she has learned to forget why she is even mad at her exes and how she has found a sense of peace and closure. Hannah also discusses how she has learned to prioritize her own happiness and to set healthy boundaries.
What is Hannah's advice for navigating the pressures of reality TV?
Hannah shares her experience with blacking out on reality TV and how she got in trouble for jumping in the pool with her mic on. She discusses the challenges of being on reality TV and how she learned to navigate the pressures of the industry. Hannah also emphasizes the importance of staying true to yourself and not conforming to societal expectations.
What is Hannah's perspective on female communication, particularly in the context of sex?
Hannah discusses the TikTok trend where girls say "I want you to come" as a way of signaling that they want the encounter to end. She also shares her own experiences with faking orgasms and how she has learned to be more honest with her partners. Hannah emphasizes the importance of communication and honesty in relationships.
What is Hannah's advice for dealing with men who are not your type?
Hannah shares her experience with a football player who wanted her to go to Bible study, which was not her type. She discusses the importance of being true to yourself and not conforming to societal expectations. Hannah also emphasizes the importance of setting boundaries and not letting people take advantage of you.
What is Hannah's perspective on the importance of having a supportive mom?
Hannah shares how her mom has been a constant source of guidance and support throughout her dating life. Hannah trusts her mom's judgment and often waits for her mom to go on vacation before breaking up with a boyfriend, because she wants to enjoy her mom's vacation. Hannah also reveals that she tells her mom everything and that she values her mom's opinion.
What is Hannah's advice for aspiring stand-up comedians?
Hannah encourages aspiring stand-up comedians to be patient and persistent in their pursuit of their craft. She emphasizes the importance of developing strong material and building a supportive community. Hannah also shares her experience of delaying her Netflix special to ensure that her material was as strong as possible, showcasing her dedication to her craft and her desire to put out something she is proud of.
Show Notes
Join Alex in the studio for a chaotic and hilarious catch up with Hannah Berner. Hannah and Alex discuss their approach to drinking this summer, blacking out on reality TV, and getting rejected by Bucky The Mascot (iykyk). The girls dive into the concept of al dente dick, weaponizing astrology to scare off men at the bar and Hannah shares her sex move that guarantees an orgasm. Alex reveals the wildest things she’s ever stolen from a hookups apartment and the girls give a PSA on why water is not in fact lube. This episode is unhinged and hilarious girl talk - get ready to giggle your ass off. Enjoy!
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